Celeste's Notes from the Lesbian Avengers Natn'l Conference
I went to two workshops and one action planning. The first workshop was

Lesbian Avengers 101 How to set up a chapter
This lurvely workshop was lead by dykes from the Baltimore and D.C. chapters. They felt it was important for avengers to have a mission statement. "We are a lesbian/Bi/trans/questioning women's group dedicated to non-violent direct action..." you've seen it on the guidelines...
What about these direct actions? Well, they should be:

  • immediate (direct action)
  • concerted (have to do w/ a single topic)
  • convey a readily understood message
  • demand attention
  • dialog producing
Actions can either be reactionary or pro-active. They can respond to fucked up shit or they can fuck shit up. There are steps to planning stuff.
  1. Goal (get one)
  2. Message (what are we trying to say here?)
  3. Audience (who are we going to say it to?)
  4. Means (how are we going to say it?)
  5. Risk Assessment (are we going to go to jail for saying it this way?)
Of course, we want to work the media. Even if we can't get in the Chronicle, we can still get in the Bay Times or the weekly.... Talk radio can work too.
Of course, actions (or mini-actions) can be as small as stickering or flyering and for that, you don't need to worry about the media (unless it's on mills campus :)
To plan shit, you really need a core of 4 super-reliable roles...
  • press person
  • legal person (like a certain fruitbat we all know and love)
  • an artist (somebody has to decorate all the sexy flyers)
  • thief (somebody who can procure resources)
Sticking stuff in committees is also a good idea. don't plan shit at regular meetings. Instead, break off smaller groups of people interested in doing something so they can talk about how to plan it and what to do and stuff like that. (they can pull in bodies as they need them to help carry stuff out)
Committees report to general meetings, but meet outside of them. General meetings shouldn't go over an hour. When new people show up, it's good to have a welcome person or even pair them up w/ a buddy inside the group. This prevents cliquishness. Also, it's good to mix groups of experienced and inexperienced people, so knowledge can be shared. But watch out for power issues. Also, it's good to have a phone and email lists. Call ppl and let 'em know what's up if they missed a meeting. Mail out minutes. Make sure that people get called before events and that new people get called within a couple of days. Recruiting parties are also a good way to pull folks in.
There are all sorts of roles to take at actions, but a good one to have, aside from a lookout, is a designated cop person. This chick just needs to stall. Go talk to the cops and ask them questions. Clueless ones. Ask for explinations and repetitions. The cops will be trying to find a leader and order the group to disperse, but cop people can distract them and win valuable time to keep doing stuff. Don't get in their face, just keep 'em talking to you.

Mall Action making trouble at the Loyd Center, largest mall in oregon, first indoor mall ever.
This action was designed to promote lesbian visibility on the fourth of july, a busy shopping day in oregon (be a patriotic capitalist!!). We decided to take a whole bunch of approaches cuz there were probably 40-50 of us. (kick ass!!)

  • parking violations. It looks like a parking ticket and it goes on cars with homophobic parking stickers (not just christian ones, cuz you can be christian without being homophobic..or anti pagan or a lot of things...) On the reverse, it says "illegally parked i a hate-free zone," and "move your car as soon as possible and educate yourself."
  • banner drop. Spray paint bed sheets w/ patriotic-ish pro-queer statements. Tie 'em to the bottom of railings so people on the floor(s) below ca see them, but security guards actually on the floor they're on can't.
  • Bathroom stickering. relabel the bathrooms butch/femme. put various pro-queer stickers up in 'em. put contact info for queer women up in ("we're cuter than your husband and we recruit.") a great place to stick em is in the menstral-receptical lid insides, so people see them when they flip em open. Not as many people see them, but they stay up way longer.
  • flyer magazines. put flyers w/ information about domestic abuse in bridal magazines. Put stuff about weight/body issues ("riot don't diet") in women's magazines. put pro-queer recruitment type stuff everywhere!
  • Kiss in. Organized group in the food court, but start smooching wherever you are.
  • Songs. The sings-like-hell chorus gives us some appropriately re-worded patriotic songs. (Dykey Doodle)
  • invisible theater. Play acting that is not perceived as such. People pretend to have a conversation, loud enough for others to eaves drop in. For example, two people in a christian bookstore start talking about those homos and end their conversation by coming out to each other and leaving together. A great way to bring up a lot of issues without ppl trying to tune you out.
People signed up to do various things (with everyone doing invisible theater or kiss-ins when they felt like it) I was on the parking violation detail. Before we went out, we had a briefing on the laws of the area, what might be illegal and what might not. We decided that people stickering and flyering should attempt to be inconspicious (bummer for me). If security guards ask you to leave and you don't, that's trespassing. Doing a flyer drop (dropping a large number of them on to the floor below) might result in a large littering fine, so we elected not to do that.

every group had a lookout person. Somebody who was not involved in actually participating in whatever, went with them and watched out for security. In the event that security tried to get ppl, the lookout would stall them, giving the ppl a chance to flee. The lookout person would then be able to honestly say they hadn't done anything. It's a good job for people who, for whatever reason, would be unable to run away quickly.

We had a hotline number for folks to call in case they got arrested, but reminded them that there was no bail fund, so they'd need to have their own contact who could raise bail. In the case that someone got arrested, they would call the number and tell people where they were being held. We would then send somebody to wait in the receptionist area for them (which tends to speed things up) and call the police station every fifteen minutes to inquire about the status of the person being held (which also tends to speed things up). People who were planning to risk arrest filled out contact sheets with their date of birth, social security number, whole name and a person to call for bail. Because the police would probably search arrested people and take everything away from them, all phone numbers people needed should be written on their bodies, in a non-immediately visible place.
As it was, due to a lack of a bail fund and the inability of out-of-towners to get to a court date, nobody chose to risk going to jail.

Some issues that were raised with the planning of this action had to do with speaking for groups that were not represented in the action planning. someone made a bathroom sticker that said "FTM Only" and had a nekkid picture of a mid-op ftm person. We did have the goos sense to run this by the T.S. attendees first. However, one of them reminded us that it was not ok to do an action the affected the lives of local trans ppl with out having some of them involved in the planning. Trans ppl would have to live with the public reaction to our actions while we would not. Many MTFs shop for makeup at a trans-friendly store in the loyd center, however (this being oregon), their survival depended on mall patrons not recognizing trans people as such. Calling attention to trans folks risked them getting attacked by unfriendly locals. this principle is important to remember. It's not ok to speak for other groups. An all-white group shouldn't organize around women-of-color issues. It's not ok just to tag group names on the end of your organization title without representation. don't try to speak for others. Cuz other people have to live with the words yer putting in their mouths. That sucks, so don't do it. ok?

Once we arrived at the loyd center, we began executing our plans. the parking violation idea was a complete bust. Portland is a pretty liberal place and nobody had evil bumper stickers. But, it would be a good idea just to travel around with the parking violations so when you stumble across and evil car, you can mess with. A lot of people did have nike stickers tho. I think the parking violation should be made use of to educate folks about sweat shop labor. People who put anti-queer bumper stickers on their car have made a conscious choice to be offensive and thus might even feel smug about is "ticketing" their car, but people with Nike stickers probably haven't thought at all about what those stickers stand for. Making the flyers look like tickets risks a backlash, but it does get their attention. I don't read flyers most of the time, but i'd read a ticket.

The bathroom stickering appeared to go well. The patriotic songs just didn't happen. The bed sheet banners stayed up a long time before the security guards got around to them. mall employees noticed the banners but didn't give a hit (minimum wage jobs often lead to pride in yer workplace...esp malls. not.) The gaurds left us alone until we began smooching. (They have something called The Portland PDA Challenge, where folks attempt to be as inappropriate as possible for as long as possible) After we started smooching (but not me, cuz xi didn't come along), the gaurds told us french kissing was unacceptable. We didn't push it or wait to be told to disperse, but instead started marching out and chanting. I don't have the words for all of them yet, but i'll get them. My favorite one, tho, was "2, 4, 6, 8. proud to be the beaver state." People watching us had no clue why were chanting that, tho.

Afterwards, everybody went to a party where they got drunk and went topless :) (only, i was hanging out with xi's family, so there's no reason for that little emoticon) Partying after an action is a good idea cuz it helps folks unwind and it's fun. more fn than processing, which can be done later. and people won't burn ot if they balance their hardcore activism with having fun.

Body Issues Organizing around body image
Studies report that on average, dykes (by the way, all throughout, "dykes" is a short hand to refer to all dykes, including biDykes and transDykes) have a slightly more positive body image than het womyn and gay men tend to have worse body image then het men. So appearing attractive to men seems to hurt the body image.

We talked a bit about what women tend to find attractive in other women, including a strong physique, body hair and a more chubby appearance. however, while many of us enjoy a girlfriend with a belly, we tend to be unhappy when we get one ourselves, cuz of all the negative crap we've been fed growing up. We also need to watch out for anti-femme stuff. A lot of avengers talked about how they felt they had to butch-up for meetings because being femme might be looked down on. (also fat butches seem to be more accepted than fat femmes)

Organizations around these issues include fat girl and NAFA (National Association of Fat Acceptance.

Diets keep women weak. Fat women are intimidating and need to be neutralized. The economy also has an interest in keeping women on diets. Dieting is a multi-billion dollar industry and low-fat foods are expensive. the average size for women is a 14, but clothes are constructed for the body of a skinny child with breasts. This does two things, it eroticizes youth and it makes the ideal woman child-like. 14 is the cutoff size for what is shelved under "normal" in the store. Anybody over 14 has to go to a different section. So about half the population is forced to think of themselves as overweight. Having a woman's body, with a butt and a stomach and hips is hard to fit in standard sizes. Standard clothing is not made for women outside of what the clothing industry considers "normal" (even tho the number of women who are "normal" are the minority)

So what can we do about this? We need to change beauty ideals. Portland did a mock beauty pagants. the winner was tall, skinny, blonde-wigged, wearing a slip, bound and gagged. Her sash said "fear" on it, and she was lead on a leash. other entries included an african american person labeled "miss too ethnic."
Invisible theater also works with this. Go up to sales clerks and ask questions about sizing... "Why don't you have my size?" or ask for a size 8 and demand to know why it won't fit. or have a size 14 try on a medium and then talk loudly to the clerk about how size 14 is the average, isn't that what medium means? shouldn't a size 14 be a medium?

this turned into an action. A few of us (well, two car loads) went to clackamas town center (the mall where tonya harding rehearses in the ice rink (every mall in oregon seems to have an ice rink)) and mostly stickered. There's a TV ad campaign up here with the slogan "wider is better," so we stuck stickers that say that up on mirrors and on clothes. as well as "big is beautiful." "you are beautiful" on "larger size" (those were finger quotes) clothes. Some of 'em had cool slogans like, "size 14 is the average size. stay above average." others said "i love my squishy tummy." We stuck info about diets and negative health affects of them in the pockets of clothes. We stuck stickers that said "Riot, Don't Diet" everywhere.
Then we went to the juniors department where the clothes are TINY and did a bit of invisible theater ("i think one of these skirts would probably just fit around each of my thighs...let's see!") and used such stickers as "Stop starvation imagery" and "feed me" on the manequiens and pictures of models. (actually, invisible theater consisted largely of making the usual loud, sarcastic comments that i usually make). and we left leaflets around on top of all the racks while waving to the plainclothes security gaurds and asking them how their day was going. It was everything you loved about being a sarcastic youth at the mall and more. if you're ever forced to venture there to buy something, i recommend taking a few radical friends and making an action out of it.
unfortunately, even tho christi was along, there was no smooching at this one, although she professed really wanting to as the security gaurds glared at us :)

Things i learned

  • Mall employees don't give a hit what you do unless they're security guards or yer in a christian supply store. ("i need to feed 2 lions. how many christians do you suggest i purchase?")
  • take a whole bunch of different kind of materials. You can concentrate on body issues but still do dyke stuff too on the side (it's just as easy to put up 2 stickers in a bathroom stall as it is to put up one)
  • Do your photocopying ahead of time!!! (trust me on this one)
  • park offsite in case you have to split so they can't trace you thru yer car.
  • Turning women's magazines that have diet bullshit around backwards in the display case is very easy and surprisingly effective. people won't purchase it if they can't see the cover, you've done no vandalism, and it stays turned around for weeks.
  • Loud Womyn Always Achieve Their Goals!

Next year's conference is in Baltimore or D.C., prolly. can't wait to go :)